I'm no fag!

With my career and lifestyle I've picked smoking and drinking has become one with my body one had to go! 


It was a toss up between...


a damaged liver

 Or damaged lungs

I figured I needed my lungs more uno to breath, who needs a liver! 

Damn you Madonna!

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p.s haven't smoked for about a month now go me!

She is down!

You would think this is my set of nails wouldn't you...

THESE ARE MY MUMS NAILS!

she's not actually that old so she's down with it

Mum I have a brother!

So out doing my usual Sunday selling and look what I find some old bag is tryna get rid of 

Don't we just look alike...

I was the chosen one!

I got bitten don't know what by...

call me Delia Smith!

This is my first cake that I have made that hasn't burnt or collapsed in the middle and it tasted bloody good made by me and @michaelbeth yummy!

New Yard!

So I moved house again in July! Finally settled with a new flatmate too @henriettastill 

We had a house warming and oh my...

cock cake made by @Tysoncherry

 As the night went on...

And on...

 And on lol...

The morning after...

 found on the bloody floor...

Anyway lovely yard I have 

 view from the balcony and fresh smell of curry everyday cant complain!

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man is back!

So I didn't blog in like forever 

1. My job was so time consuming 

2. I moved house  

and 

3. All my new neighbours had a password on their internet so I had to set up my own home broadband

So I shall be updating you on what I have been up to the last months...

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