H.A.M

10.12.2010

10.09.2010

Well done Tinie Tempah

So after the Just Dance 2 launch uno me onto the next I popped down to Tinie Tempah's launch and celebration party....

Well got there and was packed with a massive queue sorry but I don't queue.

Highlight of the night me and chloe nearly got arrested for using a toilet and taking a crossiant! lolz!

I was actually a granny I even turned down Mahiki and called it a night but did get a goodie bag...

A mug to drink my rum and coke out of...

Shave gel I dont have facial hair but I wonder if you can use this else where mmmmmm...

Some Dope Chef air fresheners for my um bike...

And of course 'Disc-overy'

Oh and you know how I'm obsessed with Gus he was there I don't know why was he invited? phahaha!

Just Dance 2!

So I was invited down to the Just Dance 2 launch fab...

I met up with olli aka @teentoday and jess aka @poptastic

The drinks were flowing and Disco vibe was 'stayin alive' even ollie went all disco Nicki Minaj on us

lovely Chloe aka @muzikality joint us too...

I tell ya this was a bloody fun work out...

and can you believe we drank Vodka shots from this seriously...

Check out the trailer of Just Dance to on the right of my blog

If I had to rap to save a life...you would be dead!

So I went down to the PR quarters of Lunch PR where they hold the Def Jam Rapstar UK game

I was bricking my pants cause I can't rap let alone in front of people but you know me I went in...

I just picked So Solid Crews '21 seconds' safest option and everyone knows that song...

Erm so was a bit pants but i enjoyed myself cant wait for it to be out its going to be massive!

Catch the full review I did in next months online issue of www.musicologymag.com

Jayga I wana play!

Jayga did ask my to play but I was busy washing my hair so Tinchy filled in for me...

Headshots!

This man had doubts that he was the babies biological father because he got the clap...

From this, babies mother...

Finding out he is the biological father in shock asks JK for the envolope, at this point JK embarrases the lad and walks to get the envelope...

Slams envelope down...

As JK turns his back new father swoops up envolope and aims...

throws bouncing off JK's head

JK does the recovery position

JK is mad now..

Watch full version here I laughed my little ass off...

10.06.2010

Running me never!

I like this Fem Fel guy he eats Pringles...

10.03.2010

LIARS!

Shame on you Cottage Chicken in Chancery Lane shame on you!

10.01.2010

Hangover!

So last night I went on one off my crazy adventures out

First stop I went to the London Cocktail Club up in Covent Garden where i had a 'Mayfair Cocktail' dunno what it was but I was drinking a orange peel!

Next stop MacDonalds I had to stuff a double cheesburger and chips with of course sweet and sour sauce down me to line the stomach

Food down me, then my mate Kwame took me to another bar place where there was a man playing 'gimme gimme gimme a man in the midnight...' on a piano lolz. I was given red wine and do you know what I did when i tasted it spat that crap out!

Anywho next stop the BT Music Awards...

Pic taken by Matt Edmondson

Then the awards

Along with some more drinking (the headache I have right now)

But the night didnt end there off to Mahiki...

Best cocktail i've ever tasted in my life some sort of cherry party in my mouth was happening

The Treasure Chest

And god knows who got me this but the pic was on my phone...

Woke up with a massive headache and a Tinchy Album by my shoes which i stole from my friends car lolz...

This is the best album though!

And tramp stamps...

Happy Birthday Orleee!

(p.s it was yesturday but my internet was acting!)

9.29.2010

I'm no fag!

With my career and lifestyle I've picked smoking and drinking has become one with my body one had to go!

It was a toss up between...

a damaged liver